

Do not play it if there are things on this Earth you still hope to achieve. PvZ takes its time to get going, but the stream of new wonders throughout that time is steady and thick. That, and the mini-game that lets you play as the zombies, are responsible for most of that horrific play-time figure I quoted earlier. Truly, your garden has not known horror until you get to the mid-twenties in Survival: Endless. But Kernel-paults are so brilliant – “There’s butter on my head” – and so cheap that you can afford to try ultra-reinforced meshes of Tallnuts and Chompers on these levels.ĪAAAAAH! Man, you should have seen this place before Flag 24. The silvery ones are Spike-Rocks, secretly the most useful upgrade in the game, but for a reason that won’t be obvious at first. There’s a twist when you replay Plants Vs Zombies that encourages you to try stupid experiments like The Frozen Field Of Unending Spikeweeds here. Here are a few of the gardens I’ve landscaped in that time of which I happen to have screenshots on this machine. I’ve spent about forty hours of my life defending that little house from the undead through the craft of horticulture, and I liked it so much I’m actually quoted on that Steam page. It will enslave you like a delicious drug.

Plants Vs Zombies is now out, and £7 on Steam.
